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Black Belt.ie

  • Ninja On The Job
  • Codename the Ninja

  • For legal reasons the name of this Ninja is withheld
  • Conceived of long ago, in a galaxy far, far away
  • Like challenges
    Kill with single touch
    Criminal record - no comment
  • Disclaimer:

    This Mission may include situations, which could prove quite hazardous to you "the Ninja", health, or the health of others.

    This means you "the Ninja" are not free to terminate your employment at any time, for any reason.

    You "the Ninja" acknowledge that "Ninja International" reserves the right to amend or modify the policies at any time, without prior notice
  • The Mission Is On - Oh Ya...
  • Super hero underpants on
  • Black Ninja suit on
  • Construction worker's tabi on
  • Exotic weapons on
  • Talcum powder on
  • Ninja sword on
  • Look in mirror

    Are you talking to me
    Are YOU TALKIN TO ME
    Are YOU TALKIN TO ME
    ARE YOU TALKING TO ME
  • Yes I am Immortal
  • Ski Mask on
  • Eyes closed nobody can see me

  • Get to bus stop

    Eyes closed nobody can see me

    Technique - Seiza ("Proper" posture)
  • At bus stop hiding behind lamppost

    Left eye open nobody can see me

    Technique - Gotonpo (body concealment methods using nature to escape)
  • A weighing bus

    Right eye open - on the look out for temptation by nubile female Ninja
  • At bus stop hiding behind lamppost

    Left eye open nobody can see me

    Technique - Hira Ichimonji No Kamae (Receiving Posture)
  • Right eye open move behind bush

    Eyes closed nobody can see me

    Technique - Shiko (Knee Walking)
  • Bus arrives

    Left eye open get on bus nobody can see me

    Technique - Doko No Kamae ("Tiger" Defensive Posture)
  • Hide behind seet

    Eyes closed nobody can see me

    Technique - Fudo Za (Motionless sitting)
  • Arrive at the job nobody can see me

    Right eye open

    on the look out for attack by Ronin, rogue Ninja or Samurai warriors Technique - Taihenjutsu Ukemi Gata - Mute (no hands)
  • Hide behind car nobody can see me

    Eyes closed nobody can see me

    Technique - Shizen No Kamae (Natural Posture)
  • Enter building via open window

    Left eye open nobody can see me

    Technique - Hicho (diving roll)
    Technique - Forward roll - up and at em
    Technique - Mae Gaeshi (forward roll)
  • Look victem in the eyes

    Two eyes open you can see me
    I can smell his fear

    Technique - Peek A Boo - Omote Oni Kudaki (Demon Crusher)
  • Can I have a big mack and fries to go please?

    Two eyes open you can see me

    Technique - Rei Shiki (Etiquette)
  • Exit building via door

    Right eye open nobody can see me

    Technique - Ushiro Kaiten (backward roll) - Oten Katate (1 hand cartwheel) - Zenpo Keri (Front Kick) to door
  • Hide in bush eat lunch

    Left eye open nobody can see me

    Technique - Eat Lunch
  • Mission Completed
  • Get Back to HQ
  • Eyes closed nobody can see me

    Where the HELL am I

    Why am I locked up in jail

    Betrayed by Employer

    Can You the Ninja Defeat your Sensei in Single Combat

    Why am I still a white Belt
  • For legal reasons the name of this Ninja is withheld

    As is the name of his Dojo and Sensei

    The Criminal Assets Bureau in forthcoming High Court proceedings aimed at seizing this Dojo has sent files to the Director of Public Prosecutions in relation to the alleged training of this Ninja