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Dojo Answering Machine
Contributor: Bujinkan Wexford Dojo

Hello ! You have reached the automated answering service of Our Cool Dojo

In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member

Please listen to all the options before making a selection:

To lie about why you are not training tonight

Please hang up

To make excuses for why you are not training tonight

Please hang up

To complain about why you are not training tonight

Please hang up

To swear at Dojo members

Please hang up

To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you

Please hang up

To swear at your Instructor

Please hang up

To talk about training

Please hang up

To join our cool Dojo

Press 1

To pay weekly training fees

Press 2

To pay monthly training fees

Press 3

To pay yearly training fees in advance

Here is my private number

01 - 4538 - 0907 - 98 - 96906 - EX - 23422

To buy rank without training

Here is my real private number

01 - 4538 - 0907 - 98 - 96906 - EX - 23422

you jokin or what - show me the money ...

If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone

Press 4

If you realize this is the real world and you are accountable and responsible for your own behaviour, class work, homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your lack of effort:

Please Hang up and have a nice day!

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