Training In Ninjutsu - Since 1990
Teaching Ninjutsu - Jujutsu - Self-Defence
Traditional Irish Weapons
Classes - Wexford Town - New Ross Town
Contact : Tell 086-341-2424
Testimonials : Q and A ( Insults / Put Downs )
Q: For me martial arts is a way of life
A: Ah! Grasshopper - They do not make fanatical nutters like they used to. You need to get out more...
Q: Hi, ninja guy, where do you hold your secret meetings ???
A: Ah! Grasshopper - It is where the water meets the rock, then turn right.... It is on every second friday... Do not tell anyone.... its a secret meeting
Q: Your a ##@@## @@##...
A: Ah! Grasshopper - Very rude indeed. Off to the re-education centre with you
Q: How does ranking work in your dojo
A: Ah! Grasshopper - For your first test you will have to go one full week without your iPhone
Q: My dojo is the only place to learn real ninjutsu
A: Ah! Grasshopper - So, do you do a ninja podcast about how you teach REAL real ninjutsu and that everyone else is wrong - now thats a flash of ninspiration
Q: My martial arts teacher has changed my life, I will do anything he says...
A: Ah! Grasshopper - blind obedience to your martial arts teacher ( follow the party line ) - for you, your path to enlightment is - to follow the yellow bricked road - be very happy when you meet tin-man, scare-crow and that lion
Do you own a pair of red shoes
Q: I train five hours a day, seven days a week ...
A: Ah! Grasshopper - So now we know why some mammals eat their children
Q: Nobody can beat me in a fight...
A: Ah! Grasshopper - This is an excellent time for you to get to the next level of your training
Put your head between your legs, then look up
For what you see, is what you have become
Q: How come I never seen you in any of the on-line chat rooms
A: Ah! Grasshopper - My ego is so big and my words are so wise, that I would have to spell everything out, to people like you, using crayons
Q: I got my 1st Dan after 11 months of training
A: Ah! Grasshopper - Did you get fries with that ...
Q: What are you playing at, Martial arts is about fighting
A: Ah! Grasshopper - Martial arts are about beating people up if they lay a finger on you. But real martial arts is about not fighting, Avoiding threatening scenarios and situations by learning how to become more situationally aware. You only fight if you have to
Q: You are a joke as a martial arts teacher
A: Ah! Grasshopper - What you really mean is that I used to be in your private sub-organization, then I broke away and you do not get any money out of me or my students anymore
Q: Are you teaching some kind of cult
A: Ah! Grasshopper - Next week, we are all going to shave our heads and chant (ya right)
Q: My art is much better than that ninjutsu you teach
A: Ah! Grasshopper - Now thats what you call judgmental
Q: So what did Santa get you for Christmass
A: Ah! Grasshopper - It was very sharp and with a point at one end
Q: Are you any good in a "real fight"
A: Ah! Grasshopper - As every little boy knows, YOU can learn all YOU need to know about fighting from Star Wars
Use your blue lightsaber Luke ! Dress like a Jedi
Then young Jedi - it is best that YOU go train somewhere else
Q: I would like to complain about the complaint system this system is of great annoyance to me and I imagine to many other people who were quite innocently trying to pick a fight
A: Ah! Grasshopper - On my contact page the complaint system is funny, well I think so and thats all that counts - So if you want to reach out and touch, slap
or hit someone or wish to make another complaint
CLICK - HERE - AGAIN
Q: How offten do you train with the ninja masks on
A: Oh! That was last week Grasshopper, this week were doing light-sabers in the dark .... may the force be with you
Q: You do not state your rank on your website ???
A: Why is that important to you ? ( You look - but do not see ! )
Q: Your a lousy martial arts teacher
A: Why Thank You ..
Q: We know where you live
A: Join the que, Your number is 42 or is that number 142 (whatever) ....
Q: I am a black belt in 27 diffrent martial arts
A: Well don't come here looking to get your face painted blue
Q: Your no good . you do not teach forms
A: Bruce Lee said forms are useless and this relieves me of a lot of effort,
so go argue with him
Training : Wexford Town and New Ross Town
Wexford Town
- St Josephs Community Center
Wexford Town
Thursday 8:30pm to 10pm
Tell (086) - 3412424
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New Ross Town
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Unit 26
Woodbine Business Park
New Ross Town
Wednesday 9pm to 10:30pm
Tell (086) - 3412424 -
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Contact: Bujinkan Wexford
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