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  • Top Signs you're in a McDojo

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  • You instructor has a Grandmasters Certificate. In Crayon
  • The Senior Assistant Instructor is a 4 year old black belt
  • The sign in the window says the school trains in more than 10 martial arts
  • While examining the schools tournament trophies, you find 3 for spelling bees
  • Reading the contract for the school is considered a kata (and a long one at that).
  • No one sweats
  • While at a tournament, your opponent finds out who your teacher is and high-fives his teacher
  • When paying for your belt examinations, the instructor asks: "Do you want fries with that?"