Breaking Paranoid News! Leaked Fianna Fail Muppet document reveals new procedures to lose the elections
Breaking Paranoid News! Somali Pirates on the River Shannon seize a Dublin owned, Galway operated boat on Wednesday in the latest attack
Breaking Paranoid News! Just in from RTE - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised Til You Pay Your TV License
Breaking Paranoid News! Hand bags fly in Dail Eireann over why the Muppets have been dipping into our kids piggy banks
Breaking Paranoid News! Mortgage interest relief will be discontinued for any mortgage over 7 years from 1 May 2009
Breaking Paranoid News! Wexford mobilizes it's army fearing riots over new taxes
Breaking Paranoid News! Finna Fail campaigners given Garda protection
Breaking Paranoid News! Kerry applies to re-join the British Empire - for tax reasons
Breaking Paranoid News! Cork applies to join the U.S.A
Breaking Paranoid News! Sligo declares Independance
Breaking Paranoid News! Leaked Fianna Fail document reveals
new procedures to louse the elections
Breaking Paranoid News! Garda Ombudsman probes UFOs
Breaking Paranoid News! Swine Flu hits Templemore
Breaking Paranoid News! Would Jesus Vote for Fianna Fail ...An interview with the man himself
Breaking Paranoid News! Is Libertas more paranoid then we are?
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Sport: The soccer season is almost over in Norway now. We have a few thrilling matches ahead of us.
Other Paranoid news: Sinn Fein makes Margaret Thatcher an honoury member
Breaking Paranoid News! You will NEVER discover anything of value watching news on your TV… Never
